Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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