And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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