Duck Duck Cougar?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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