Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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