And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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