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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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