Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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