He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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