And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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