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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blood and glitter go together right?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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