It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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