I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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