No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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