new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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