Yo dont text me then not text me
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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