i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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