I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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