Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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