At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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