I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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