A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You were trust falling into bushes
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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