just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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