Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i've created a new STD.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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