My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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