just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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