Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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