No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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