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Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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