Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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