So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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