I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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