Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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