I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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