i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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