The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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