do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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