I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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