i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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