Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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