love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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