Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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