Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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