I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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