whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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