She is in my trunk
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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