Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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