i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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