no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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