So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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