I can't watch pbs sober anymore
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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